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FireWall 

Either a tool used to protect your computer from outside invaders, or a complete jackass who pretends to be a programmer in just about every language other than Visual Basic. Makes himself feel better by creating false definitions of people with a higher capacity of thinking than his own. Tends to think that Windows, despite it being the most popular Operating System in the world, is a horrible platform to dev for (as if it would matter for him).
Uses strange misspellings of words in order to seem cool, but it does the opposite.
"FireWall (Unknown@CAUniversity.Freelance.us) has left #DigitalUnderground (ooo0ooo, a FireWall just blocked your biznitch ass. What cha going to do biznitch?)"
FireWall by Faero August 16, 2004

FIREWALL 

A secret stash of blow that someone hid so that later in the night when everyone is out of coke you still have a little firewall as a bonus that no one knew about.
"We are out of lines" "Nope I have a firewall."
FIREWALL by Spyda503 December 31, 2011

firewall 

The best tool to prevent windows from accessing the activation server and disabling your version. Also it prevents windows from using your bandwidth to download useless "updates".
The firewall totally stonewalls the windows activation processes !

Firewall Friend

A friend that keeps you safer on the internet. This can be through informative conversations, physical technical assistance and remote technical assistance.
"I'm not really sure if I'm practicing safe behavior online. I wish I had more firewall friends."

firewall builder 

1. A webmaster or moderator who chooses to avoid contact with every single other person simply because they had a bad experience with exactly one bad apple. Usually very lazy and refuses to answer questions about their website, or in the case of moderators, cancels/censors posts about things they disagree with just because he wants to be a jerk about it. They have very few friends, because they build a wall around themselves. Often a firewall builder takes a popular domain name and makes it a nothing site.
Don't bother e-mailing Legolas about his website, he's a firewall builder. Why are you posting praise to God to an AOL user? That's a sure way to create a firewall builder.

firewall slut 

next best thing to stock options ( could be the next new thing )
new firewall slut inspection: nice hynrix , fast debuger, she compiles easy, straight leg, rich synbols table + pair 7 inches pumps. Now boss says, can you pump this firewall slut. I want 1,000 lines of bug free code per day!!!!