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A complete shithole on the East coast of Scotland. Not much happens, people have funny accents and weird beliefs, such as the belief that anyone who lives in the same city as David Tennant "knows Doctor Who". They have no cars, only tractors, shag sheep for fun and give funny names to places, like Burntisland, which weirdly, is not burnt or an island.
Rosie: "Where are you going?"
Lauren: "Fife."
Rosie: "Oh shit. Good luck."
Fife by Cheerio...x October 12, 2010
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A colonial instrument similar to the flute, except shriller in sound and lacking the complicated "keys". It is far more advanced then it's comrade the drum, contrary to popular belief, and a large secret society of awesome people still play it today. Put together with drums, these groups of awesome people are known as "fife and drum corps."
The Old Guard Fie and Drum Corp., the US military fife and drum corp. that is known to be greater than all, and all awesome fifers and drummers secretly aspire to join. Also, I'm pretty sure wikipedia has a good description of a fife.
fife by hoorayforthefish July 2, 2011
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Fife by Scree Yeee March 2, 2020
Miss Gray is the queen of fife
All hail the queen of fife
Fife by Queenoffife December 26, 2013
The use of using a fork to cut your food like a knife
John Doe says " Hey do you need a knife to cut your french Toast?"

Mary Jane replies " No I will just use my handy dandy fife"
Fife by Master_Mind September 27, 2010
What Indian men call their bitches.
Rob: Who is that girl with the curly hair?
Kashiek: That is my Fife.
Rob: *high five* You da man Paki!
Fife by Kashiek August 19, 2007