fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.

John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.

by Ian Chode October 29, 2003

fiddle

You're the fucking idiot. fiddle=violin. It's more of a violin playing style than anything.

Every good violinist should try fiddle style.

by Homosex August 10, 2007

fiddle

Southern jargon for fuck.

Fiddle on you fellas I'm headin' to the house.

by Slack Jawed Yokel from Rkansas October 26, 2004

Fiddle

To simultaneously jerk off a guy with the left hand and finger a girl with the right, imitating the playing of a fiddle. Can be performed by either sex.

"Oh man, your sister totally fiddled me and your mom last night! She was hitting that G-note!"

by DJ Infinite October 26, 2006

fiddle

Fuck. Often used as "fiddle on".

I think you're a son of a bitch!

Well fiddle on you!

by fiddler November 6, 2004

Fiddle

A males penis. Used when discussing penises with with out using the word 'penis'.

Did you see the size of Drew's Fiddle? It was huge!

by Dianaisbananas January 17, 2008

fiddle

Glass pipe for smoking meth.

The fiddler is blowing a new fiddle, so he can smoke his crittle.

by EH of HB November 5, 2007