funkyskunk

The hostile act of dropping one’s drawers to take a fast, stinking dump in someone’s office when they’re not looking.

I’ll walk in there all nonchalant, charm her, and when she steps out for a moment, I’ll do the funkyskunk and then jam outta there.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

funky bat

An upside-down, dizzy goofball.

"That dude just tried to walk up the down escalator while singing "Surfin' Bird!" He's a real funky bat!"

by Percysledge June 19, 2012

funky zero

A stank hoe.

Bitch, you ain't nothin' but a funky zero.

by anon lastname January 31, 2018

FUNKYFRESH

Cool; hot; in style;

This beat is automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, "funkyfresh".
Yo, those boots are funkyfresh.

by Hailey May 13, 2005

Funky spiderman

Hanging yourself while having a wank

Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.

by Razzledazz69 May 19, 2019

fonky chonky

slang term for “funky” exclusively used when referring to music.

Person 1: *plays rap song*
Person 2: oh. That’s some of that fonky chonky

by MrMeøw September 22, 2019

funky face

when you are receiving the sloppiest top you have ever received

yah you already know that Martha bouta give me that funky face

by chocolate brownie April 6, 2021