Favorite Puppy is what psychopaths name their beanie babies or a common phrase used to refer to something good or that you like.
Ted: When I was a kid I had a stuffed animal, yeah.
Charlie: What was his name?
Ted: It was a... I think it was a beanie baby and its name was favorite puppy.
Schlatt: You named your stuffed animal "Favorite Puppy?"
Charlie: Are you a sociopath?
Schlatt: I think you might be stupid.
Charlie/Schlatt: *burst out laughing*
Charlie: What was his name?
Ted: It was a... I think it was a beanie baby and its name was favorite puppy.
Schlatt: You named your stuffed animal "Favorite Puppy?"
Charlie: Are you a sociopath?
Schlatt: I think you might be stupid.
Charlie/Schlatt: *burst out laughing*
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Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.
Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.
Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.
Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.
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Usually hurtful to only one side of the relationship.
Usually hurtful to only one side of the relationship.
He was my favorite crime last summer.
I did so much for him, I hope I was his favorite crime
Favorite crime - Olivia rodrigo
All the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
I did so much for him, I hope I was his favorite crime
Favorite crime - Olivia rodrigo
All the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
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saying something is favorite puppy means that that something is really good, as opposed to least favorite puppy.
saying something is favorite puppy means that that something is really good, as opposed to least favorite puppy.
person 1: this coffee is so favorite puppy!
person 2: really?? i hate coffee, it’s least favorite puppy for me.
person 2: really?? i hate coffee, it’s least favorite puppy for me.
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They probably won't tell anyone who their Favorite Person is but when around their FP, it's like every fear and insecurity fades away and you're left with the best thing in the whole world
They probably won't tell anyone who their Favorite Person is but when around their FP, it's like every fear and insecurity fades away and you're left with the best thing in the whole world
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