farkakte

An alternative spelling of the Yiddish word verkakte that can mean either goddamn or crappy - the literal translation is "becrapped".

"What are you guys gonna do? The same act? Wearing the same farkakte suits?" (From Blues Brothers movie).

by Where's Mike? January 21, 2008

Farina

Sexy, sophisticated chiquita. Enjoys parties with strangers...particularly those who vomit on her white carpet and punch holes in her beautiful bathroom walls using only their heads. Attract some of the best BFs around and can play Super Mario Brothers Wii with the best of them. Can fend off bank robbers using their extensive charm and wit.

Used as an adjective, Farina means sex on legs as in: "Man that chick is FARINA!"

by OoeyP February 3, 2010

Fartnado

The act of ripping a stanky fart next to another person then immediately running around them tight circles so as to create an inescapable cyclone of noxious fart gas.

Dude I just got fartnado'd pretty bad, every direction was full of stink.

by TtotheDM January 31, 2014

farkward

Refers to both the direction and style of walking after one has shart one's self.

1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.

by hategravy September 19, 2009

farnarkeling

Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.

To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."

by Ossminid October 25, 2007

Farnarvished

To feel uncomfortably full after eating a massive meal.
To Farnarvish - To eat massive quantities until the uncomfortable feeling of farnarvishment is achieved.
Origin: To go too "far" in the endeavor to achieve "nourishment," resulting in discomfort, requiring a sharper, less soothing pronounced sound, provided by the combination of "r" and "v."
Combined to create: Farnarvish

"Everything at Thanksgiving dinner was so tasty and I could not stop eating. Before I knew it I was farnarvished beyond belief!"
"I am so farnarvished right now that I can't even lift my fork, let alone get out of this chair!"
"This food looks so great, I am planning to farnarvish myself right now."
"Every time I have the opportunity to eat free food, I aim for farnarvishment."
"I have made becoming farnarvished a hobby and a talent."

by N.F.L. February 4, 2010

Faranak

Faranak

Of Persian origin.
A person who is a soulmate.
A person who is loving and caring, Loyal to everyone important in her life.

Notorious for their astonishing good looks and captivating irresistible charm.
A woman who is so beautiful, brilliant, and wholesome that she is simply not like any other women on Earth, a Goddess, One who is able to make men burn with desire.
Don't even think about breaking her heart or anyone she cares for, she CAN hunt you down and WILL find you!

she is such a faranak

dont cross her she can be such a faranak

by CTLOS February 7, 2010