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Filthy Falco

A dirty bird that has very long limbs. He persists to get what he wants, never showers. Filthy falco has a broad range of sexual preferences, ranging from small girls even to middle aged mediocre looking moms. Makes risky and outlandish choices, and fails to "fly" under the radar routinely.
Dude, Filthy Falco's free ballin',..so typical.
by Pamps. April 18, 2009
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Captain Falcon

Full name: Captain Douglas Jay Falcon

Computer game character created by Nintendo. Captain Falcon is a bounty hunter and part-time Grand Prix racer from the future.

Features in the F-Zero and Super Smash Brothers series of games, and in the F-Zero GP Legends cartoon series.

He drives the Blue Falcon, car number 07 in the F-Zero Grand Prix. It's rumored that he's called "Captain" because he was once an officer on the Internova Police Force. Captain Falcon was the winner of the previous Grand Prix, an achievement that boosted his already-high popularity even higher. Aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery. His mind and body are honed from the many battles he has survived, and there is no challenge he can't overcome.

Captain Falcon was cloned by the evil Black Shadow after being hospitalized in an accident. Blood Falcon, the clone, is hence only about four years old, where Captain Falcon is around 38. In Super Smash Brothers the evil clone can be selected by changing Falcon into the red costume.

Captain Falcon is fast, powerful and extreme, taking the most challenging, risky but potentially the most rewarding paths in any situation. In Smash Brothers he has one of the most effective and impressive spike moves, which you must try to use at every opportunity, no matter what the risk!

If you're faced with a decision to make, ask yourself, "What would Falcon do?", and you will lead a short, but exciting life. It's the Falcon way!
"See you at the race" - Captain Falcon
by Kevchenko March 30, 2005
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Anal Falcon Punch

To suddenly and forcefully insert your fist into an anus.
Girl- "You're so boring in bed you never do anything adven-"
Boy- "Anal Falcon PUNCH"
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Faicha

woman's genitals that tastes like Tabasco sauce and a chai latte combo
Alex: Ian how was that hinge date
Ian: Good but dat Coochie tasted like a Faicha
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Falice

Forsythe Pendleton Jones II and Alice Susanna Smith’s ship name from the CW show Riverdale.
Falice is canon
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Aluminum Falcon

A humorous reference to the Millenium Falcon spaceship from the Star Wars movies, uttered by Emperor Palpatine in a spoof claymation-style video shown on Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim" TV show.
by Bugsi November 2, 2008
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Operation Eagle Falcon

An operation in which multiple guys on a high school football team hold down another member of the team and jam a taki up his ass.
Did you guys see Chandler get the operation eagle falcon last night? I heard the got the taki all the way up.
by Cometodaddy69 July 9, 2019
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