by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013
the ultimate of a failure. one who can do nothing positive in life and one who only has more failing to look forward to in life.
by #1 failure July 06, 2009
Yo dawg I was cruisin on the highway when I raced a corvette ZR1 .. I was pullin on that guy mad easy until my motor blew !!!! This mazdaspeed 3 is such a peice of failboat.
by scatt nasty February 16, 2010
by Count_Maniacal February 11, 2009
Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.
Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.
Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.
by Montantanto January 28, 2009
by Comanche Man July 21, 2008
A raft made with bits of hair, generally of poor mexican woman and occasionally dogs. The raft is used to send mentally retarded mexican children out to sea to be destroyed by sharks.
Sailer 1: Dude! Whats that? its some black stringy thing with a bunch of mexican kids on it!
Sailer 2: Thats the mexican failboat... and those kids are retarded so its fucking hilarious.
Sailer 2: Thats the mexican failboat... and those kids are retarded so its fucking hilarious.
by AJDB November 04, 2008