faility

The level of fail of something.

Campbell's ridiculous comments displayed a high degree of faility.

by neutronv6 April 22, 2009

Chronic Failitosis

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.

Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"

by chronic.fail October 27, 2011

Fortress of Failitude

A certain food court in a certain BJ's in New Jersey where fails and epic fails occur on an epic level. It seems all people who can or will create these are drawn to this one place, it is a nexus of fail. This of course, could apply to any and all BJ's food courts really.

BJ's Food Court in Club #172= Fortress of Failitude

by seteshsuperbia January 2, 2009

Failitis

Failitis- Root word: FAIL. A common term used to describe a human being having multiple fails in a small span of time.

"Dude, I just failed my test. I got dumped by my girlfriend, I tripped down the stairs, AND I stepped in dog shit!! All today!!" Said the Failure

"Failitis... You have obtained failitis!!! Dont come near me!!"

(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)

by DJ Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

failitate

Facilitating something you know will fail.

Against my better judgement I failitated an intro between my idiot roommate and this VC buddy so he can pitch his new magic website idea. He's gonna get so crushed.

by tommypjr January 13, 2011