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F2 PLAN

The F2 Plan refers specifically to a person's "fiends", err "Friends" and "Family" who treat that person worse and nastier and shittier and crappier than an enemy would. All members of the F2 Plan who are "takers" and inconsiderate humanoid animals need to be fired without notice due with NO OPTION FOR REHIRE due to their high level of toxicity. They prove once again that it is more important to keep your enemies close and your F2 member very, very, very far away!
Dick and Virgina Johnson are so nice and considerate to their family and friends but Virgina and Dick keep getting their balls twisted by them! Hopefully, some day soon they will realize that they need to drop the F2 Plan and go it alone; just Dick and Virgina.

It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
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F2-gooner

The person in a house who is know for indiscrete gooning
Omg he is the F2-Gooner
by LeBron of words January 27, 2026
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Nikon F2

Nikon's flagship photographic camera of the 1970's, renowned for it's versatility and durability. It is an incredibly heavy piece of metal, useful not only for taking photographs, but also as a paperweight, hammer, defensive weapon, etc.
Jesus Christ, that Nikon F2 is heavy!
by supersharpie August 13, 2007
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You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys
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by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y October 14, 2020
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You just got F2'd bitch

What you say as you click F2 on ChatRoulette for people exposing themselves because you are pissed off. You were obviously looking for hot chicks, but did not find what you were looking for.
"Come on, something awesome show upppp....
(guy whackin it shows up)
You just got F2'd bitch cuz im sick of just hittin F9 "
by 1986northcack March 4, 2010
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McLaren F2

A car which, contrary to mainly US opinion, does not exist and never will exist.

F2 (Formula 2) was an inferior level and a stepping-stone to Formula 1 - to name a car this would be idiotic, especially by a company that is a Formula 1 team.

For the past few years, McLaren was concentrating on the SLR Mercedes.
"The McLaren F2 doesn't exist, you stupid fool."
by numb_nuts July 1, 2005
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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023
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