B.A.M.F.J

Bad
Ass
mother

Fucking

Jew;)

An amazing and very successful young lady who has many accomplishments. One of her most recent accomplishments was "The Cinnamon Challenge"!

Lovely Mia Padula is the definition of not only a bamf but a B.A.M.F.J :) And she is proud!

by Bcivi June 21, 2012

B.F.J.B.

Big Fat Juicy Butt

Hey Oscar, check out that "B.F.J.B." on that new girl in the class!

by Chicken's Dad November 8, 2018

Y.L.F.J.N.E.T.M

it means “you’re like foreskin just not exclusive to me” you’re guess is as good as mine

“you’re just a Y.L.F.J.N.E.T.M today”

by olimar1128 August 18, 2022

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with

by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022

The J.F. Garapey

When you Jizz on an autistic girls face, and tell her she's your only chance to get a green card.

Dude 1:"Man I gave my girl The J.F. Garapey and she broke up with me"
Dude 2:"Maybe you shouldn't have done it in ze pooblic space?"

by Andy Warski May 19, 2018

J.F.K

getting 365 by a fucking heavy bro is selling my fucking pr lil pump cunt

bro i told you not to peek or you would get J.F.K

by we hate all faggots August 17, 2023

J.F.C.

J.F.C. is the abbreviation of the popular phrase "Jesus F*cking Christ". Its most obvious definition is to be surprised by a recent event that was just way too f*cking unbelievable. Sometimes in events of even more epic lulz, it could be used in a way that hints that it could have possibly been foreseen, which it is then compared to the phrase "that was ironic as f*ck".

Cranky Negra: Yo Jabron I been hearin' 'round here that you been messing wit mah gurlz.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.

by jabron January 9, 2008