Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
by jeru411 May 28, 2013
Get the B.F.T.D.S. mug.Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)
Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"
Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....
Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....
by buzzardbait February 26, 2011
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Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary
by Moonlit_Sky2712 September 13, 2020
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S- Scene
D- Dome
This is typically, but not always a girl who is; 1. Fake (hair-dye, bape loving, pot smoking, I go to concerts to look cool, and such) 2. "Scence" (I like to hang out with guys who are in bands, I listen to screamo music, and wear a ton of band tee's) and 3. Like to give dome (dome meaning head). Other types of people like this could also be known as a groupie. F.S.D. people have no life and can be seen at every party, playing beer pong, and attempting to break up relationships. Be cautious, these people carry S.T.D.'s.
S- Scene
D- Dome
This is typically, but not always a girl who is; 1. Fake (hair-dye, bape loving, pot smoking, I go to concerts to look cool, and such) 2. "Scence" (I like to hang out with guys who are in bands, I listen to screamo music, and wear a ton of band tee's) and 3. Like to give dome (dome meaning head). Other types of people like this could also be known as a groupie. F.S.D. people have no life and can be seen at every party, playing beer pong, and attempting to break up relationships. Be cautious, these people carry S.T.D.'s.
Ex.1: person1: Liz iz so F.S.D.
person2: No you have her confused with Amanda
Ex.2: Look at those groupies, they're so F.S.D.
person2: No you have her confused with Amanda
Ex.2: Look at those groupies, they're so F.S.D.
by Jessi Baby May 29, 2008
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Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens
by jake paul is a h e c c er February 9, 2021
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Guy 1: "Yo, Rhi's coming over later, going to be some serious beatdowns going on"
Guy 2: "naa man, F's and D's only!"
Guy 3: "FLIRTY DIRTY!"
Guy 2: "naa man, F's and D's only!"
Guy 3: "FLIRTY DIRTY!"
by EffandDees January 31, 2010
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