Eyton

There is only one of these in existence. If you ever come across this "being", there is a good chance you were selected for probing.

I'm worried to type this. But I'm sure Eyton is not of this time or this earth

by Onslaughter August 4, 2019

Eeoonn

Variation on the name "Ian". Usually used when subject is a jackass.

Man, that guy is a real Eeoonn.

by Swagadillo December 6, 2013

Epoon

Your typical internet pussy.

You: Yo dude, you gettin that Epoon?
Friend: Yeah man, I met her on Twitch

or

You: Dang bro, why you leave us for the Epoon?
Friend: Cause I need to snag me some internet pussy bro.

by CheekyPlays May 31, 2018

eyonna

Pretty nice and addiatude sass

Eyonna-cute nice respected

by Makayla morales August 4, 2019

Eyron

a cool kid who is smart deep down, but is really stupid on the outside.

Boy: I don't get it... *I REALLY DO BUT I WANT YOU TO HELP ME*
Girl: Shut up. We all know you're an eyron.

by jabjabjabjabjab123 October 9, 2010

eyone

Male genital organ. Slang originated from a long line of strange mutations, beginning with the word "everybody". It's a n internet thing.

His eyone is miniscule. In fact, it's eyone's eyone, divided by eyone twice, tiny.

by Robert Newson August 4, 2007

Eyon

The most annoying person you will ever meet. He is obnoxious and a jerk but he is the sexyest person you will ever meet.

Eyon is so hot but he is a disrespectful asshole !

by Zeeva Cruz January 16, 2009