Pigeon eyeing

When your checking out somone discreetly and glance from the far corner of your eye. Like a pigeon

Mate there was so much talent at the pub last night. I was pigeon eyeing all night

by Qlgib April 19, 2019

one eyeing it

When someone is so drunk they shut one eye, leaving the other eye to focus in on what theyre doing.

P: how much has jim had to drink?

Eric: 3 Cocaine in the Veins..why?

P: watch him text..hes one eyeing it

by Perrotta December 17, 2008

One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

by KevJo October 13, 2009

Brown-eyeing

Normally done after being chastised; it is the act of dropping your trousers and pants, spreading wide your ass cheeks and saying "Tell it to the eye". An alternative is to "talk to the arse".

After a robust reprimand, for urinating in the sink, Jeremy dropped his trousers and parted his cheeks - requesting his mother to "talk to the eye".
Later that evening, she told his father that Jeremy had been "brown-eyeing again".

by mungingjack August 9, 2015

bi-eyeing

Checking out someone of the same sex even though you're definitely not gay nor bisexual.

Female: the other day at the gym i saw a girl that was gorgeous and she had this AMAZING ass and i waited in the locker room for an extra 5 minutes hoping i would just "run into" her
Male: Wait, you're a lesbian?
Female: Nope, it was just absolutely perfect, no joke. I didn't even want to hit on her, i just wanted to tell her how beautiful alllll that was.
Male: Ah, so you were bi-eyeing her!
Female: EXACTLY!

by ValleyBreezer November 8, 2019

side eyeing

The action of a side eye

That girl over there was side eyeing me.

by Ryanlazz May 16, 2018

goggle eyeing

When a male places both of his testis on top of a male/female's (depends on preference) eyes covering them much like a pair of goggles.

Dude, my sister was asleep last night and I gave her a goggle eyeing.

My girlfriend loves a good google eyeing !

by Paul Mercer June 26, 2008