exploded ham

Another term for bacon bits.

Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.

by giraffe-o May 31, 2007

Exploded Jeans

Garment typically missing large portions of fabric that would normally cover one of both thighs and knees. More than just merely ripped jeans.

Mr. C: What happened?!?! You're jeans look like they have exploded.

Student: Mr. C, they're just ripped jeans.
Mr. C: No, those are exploded jeans. You're missing so much material. Aren't you cold?
Student: Honestly ... yes; yes I am.

by Mista C November 8, 2021

ear exploder 9000

A song that makes you deaf

Timmy put on Ear Exploder 9000, and we both went deaf.

by That_Random_Snake November 13, 2017

Master Exploder

That one song by Tenacious D that apparently blows minds.

...Literally.

Friend: "DOOD YOU SHOULD TRY PLAYING MASTER EXPLODER ON ROCK BAND ITS TOTALLY HARD LOLOLOL"
Jack Black: "Aaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
-Friend's head blows up-

by masterimploder April 17, 2009

Exploderize

Exploderize /ikˈsplōdˈurˌīzs/

Verb: A feeling of intense emotion, such as happiness, that overcomes, overpowers, and furthermore explodes the heart.

When there is a feeling of emotion that is so overpowering, words won't do it justice.

Man, whenever we're together I exploderize

by MILK2011 August 7, 2011

blood explode

V. Usually as a result of an infection or disease (from aliens or zombies), when a persons blood becomes volatile and unstable until it violently erupts from the infecteds body.

"Those doctors couldn't help her. She got bit and they knew she would blood explode"

by Aaron-Core March 30, 2008

Load and Explode

Taking a massive shit, then masturbating right after.

Jim - "I'm really horny, yet I have to take a HUGE shit!"
Donald - "Dude, Just load and explode."

by CODclutches April 29, 2011