totaling the expenses

To balance your budget while taking a crap.

Where's Micah..... he must be totaling the expenses again.

by jac17 December 9, 2008

calculate my expenses

Term used when counting the amount of change in your pocket.

Wilson: You gonna come to the cinema?

James: I dunno let me calculate my expenses

by morgangills November 19, 2004

unvouchered expenses

legal theft by a governing body so that they can take a raise in salary that they are not entitled to by constitution

the pennsylvania legislature was barred by taking a raise they voted for but unvouchered expenses allowed them to take that raise early and without question.

by Spencer L November 5, 2005

expense accout diva

(1) Someone who is very cheap but when traveling on business they spend the company's money extravagantly.

(2) Any traveling salesman type in a cheap suit who says "I'll have another double Remy Louis Treehze" at a Marriott Bar.

Chris ran up more than 2,500$ of mini-bar expenses this quarter. Someone oughtta have a talk with that expense account diva.

by -g. September 9, 2003

expenses

The amount of money a guy shells out in order to procure sexual favors.

I spent $25 on you, bitch, you owe me a blow job in exchange for these expenses.

by JenCat May 5, 2006

Expense

Something that actually costs somebody something, whether it be money, or something they love or hold sacred.

Roberta Ford always made herself look put upon (even sub serviant to others) , but what she said was done at her expense, never really costed her anything, she always escaped from having any real expense to herself in life.

by The Original Agahnim August 22, 2021

normal expenses

1. rubbers, condoms, abortions, etc

2. a post-craigslist STD test/pregnancy test

3.a Paying for her when you go on a date, possibly to a hotel room

3.b Getting in a taxi to make that date possible.

4. Buying her five drinks when it i'll probably take ten to make her fuck you

5. craigslist inspired phrase that is difficult to comprehend.

6.

"I am looking for a open minded best friend who will help me, not looking for escorts or to have to pay someone other than normal expenses."

by WAG IV January 29, 2010