experienced

1. old fart.
2. When you have done something so many times that you can do it in your sleep, you are said to be experienced, i.e. sex
3. To have been around the village bike more than a few times
4. To actually know how to have sex

1. When you are old, you are said to be an old fart.
2. 'she experienced me in the morning'
3. oh yeah, she's experienced
4. He showed just how experienced he was last night

by dillwhole November 24, 2007

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Expended

When the principal decides you will be suspended from the school for... various reasons. Then thinks long and hard about it and says, "Ya know, I'm gonna expel him/her too."

"He got expended from school for choking a person until his face turned purple."

"One of these days, Erica needs to get expended. Because she's the root of all this drama."

by Katie Marie Bell October 15, 2011

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experienced virgin

Virgins that take it up the nr.2

You are such an experienced virgin.. you take it up your ass all the time!!!

by ifr-ifollowroads September 13, 2016

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Experienced Meat

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)

guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020

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Experienced Meat

An old lady that has experience with sexual stuff and you would like to fuck

guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020

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