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Penile Exile

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.
Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020
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Existential Angst

Existential Angst is the relation to one being aware of the possibility that life lacks meaning, causing an extreme form of anxiety, and a feeling of despair or hopelessness.

One who is an Existentialist may also have the Angst from the realization of one's true freedom. The normal example for this would be like one standing on the edge of a cliff. Someone with anxiety may fear falling off, but someone with Existential Angst, however not only fears falling off but dreads the possibility of throwing themselves off in a sense that "nothing is holding them back".
I often feel scared that life is pointless or lacks meaning causing my Existential Angst.

I was afraid that I might jump off the edge of the cliff falling to my death because I had an impulse of amorality from my Existential Angst.
by Nietzsche Brain November 18, 2013
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Existential Crisis

A period in which you contemplate the meaning of life, your purpose in life, the inevitability of death, etc.

This can last from a few minutes up to a month. Best done lying on your tummy face down on a flat surface (usually the ground) with hands by sides. Can occur at any time during the day.

Most commonly occurs among people in their 20s as they have just become free and are living their own lives and making decisions which will impact them in the long run.
Made popular by Dan Howell (danisnotonfire)
Existential Crisis 1: *lying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs* "Life is so pointless. I work so hard to further my career and have a life when really it'll all be worth nothing because I'll just die. Is this really what I want to be doing?"

Existential Crisis 2: "Making some cereal.... Why do I exist? Life is pointless."
by kridjiti November 27, 2016
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Existials

Existials, ials or “eels” is A DnB/EDM Artist whom expresses his/her emotion with rhythmic experimental, melody & ambient Breakcore. He’s/she’s mainly Influenced By “Sewerslvt” another EDM artist. He/she is mainly known for the humorous titles for his/her songs which are eye catching while making overall good music.
I’ve become one with the existials,”their main alias
by EDMlolipoplicker222 May 18, 2021
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eXit 2 exist

eXit 2 exist is simple 3 points philosophy for leading a happy and meaningful life.

eX stands 4 eXperience which means anything from learning 2 walk, talk and listen 2 knowledge in widest fields of sciences, technology and arts as possible.

i stands for independence, or freedom, which you gain from experience and knowledge.

t stands for tolerance, or unconditional love towards your surroundings, which you accomplish by being experienced, knowledge able and independent, freedom loving human being.

Yes, folks, is as simple as that. Just keep up these 3 points valid and you will be loving and beloved in return.
Guy #1: Oh man, I am so bored and unhappy with my life, so how's that you're looking so satisfied and happy?

Guy #2: Well I am following eXit 2 exist tenet by Dr. Milanko Sasko of Vienna in Austria. By growing my everyday experience is giving me more and more independence. And these two points are climaxing in me being a tolerant person, capable of giving unconditional love even 2 my worse enemies.
by amiland May 2, 2022
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exitstencilist

One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.
In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.
by nom de plumb June 16, 2009
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Texas Exit

When you're jammed in traffic in the state of Texas and you've had enough of not moving, sitting in the Texas sun sweating like a jackass, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.
This traffic is B.S.! Let's pull a Texas Exit.
by GGAustin August 14, 2011
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