Ford Excursion

An awesome super large SUV made by Ford from 2000-2005. The SUV for the hard-core soccer-mom. Was designed like a Super Duty truck and was intended for rural or commercial use. But it got popular with suzy-homemakers instead. It's cons outweighed it's pros (poor fuel mileage, not being able to fit in suburban garages, etc) so Ford quit making them. Driving this SUV screams a big "fuck you" to all the liberal Prius drivers out there.

Son: Hey Mom, I think you hit that Prius on the way home from Soccer practice!!
Mom: That was just a speed bump, honey...
Son: Then why is there a Door stuck in the grill!!
Mom: Oh crap...not again!! We have to get rid of that Ford Excursion.

by Metalhead83 August 26, 2011

excardon me

A mish mash of pardon me and excuse me.

excardon me, I thought these were the gents toilets.

by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

excardon me

Catch phrase uttered by the wonderous Senor Cardgage (or any ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over) while popping out of bushes and carrying a plastic bag full of mysterious contents which may include any of the the following:

1. Cold Pizza
2. Rotten Vegetables
3. Shattered Pieces of the owner's past life...
This phrase confuses Homestar Runner.

Cardgage: Excardon me!

Homestar Runner: I don't know what that means... and you still smell like pea soup

by Yuri December 21, 2003

excursion

to take a large defecation.

Oh man I have to excursion.

by Jimmy W July 9, 2006

Excursion

A big ass truck mostly seen in the suburbia. Driven mostly by soccer moms that have given birth to way too many stupid ass kids. Most will never carry maximum people or see mud. A damn shame, since it's a good truck which doesn't deserve it's fate.

Soccer mom #1: Look, we bought a new Excursion, the Suburban wasn't big enough, Josh would'nt fit in the Suburban with all his baby gear.
Soccer mom #2: Yeah, i guess we should get one too, looks really nice!
Real Nigga: Use ya truck for some real shit, not carrying stupid toddlers around!

by difiCa July 31, 2007

Excursion

Mutant offspring of a full-size pickup and a size-XL minivan. Developed by Ford as a super-Suburban, intended as a heavy-duty tow and support vehicle - they do make for an effective small, terrain-capable ambulance, for example - but inexplicably adopted as a commuter car and grocery-getter by wealthy rednecks, overdefensive insecure cases, militant libertarians and anti-societal homeschoolers with enormous families. Regarded with deep scorn by the majority of the citizenry for their pure bulk and indulgent hunger for natural resources; ironically, many Excursion owners mistakenly believe the disdain of others to be a kind of post-transferrence envy for their Objectivist beliefs and social standing. Little more is ever further from the truth. Ford has thankfully cancelled further production of this beast in favor of a somewhat more reasonable stretched version of the Expedition.

The five-foot-two-inch-tall real estate agent considered her Excursion to be a necessary projection of the magnitude of her sales figures; she never drove without having her cell phone clamped to her ear. We tended to give her unconditional right-of-way, just to be safe, while muttering about her and her neo-Napoleon complex the whole time.

by Patrick from Astoria July 20, 2008

excursion fetish

Someone that has sick subwoofers and fapps to them all day.

i think my friend has an excursion fetish. Havent seen him in days only heard sick bass.

by Milk my tit March 25, 2016