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Exclamation point 

When you're on your period, but it's so much worse.
Britney: Mom! I'm bleeding more than usual! This ain't just any period!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!

Exclamation Point Fail 

When you are typing an exclamation point and your pinky lifts of the shift key resulting in a typed "1" instead of a "!"
John: FUCK YES!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
Robert: Dude, you just "Exclamation Point Failed" all over the place!
Exclamation Point Fail by Ellron October 16, 2010

Retarded Exclamation Point 

A retarded exclamation point is the random numeral "1" that is mistakenly typed at the end of an exclamatory sentence when someone accidently lets go of the "Shift" key while trying to type an exclamation point (!) on a keyboard.
Dude One: Guess what I did last night
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.

horizontal exclamation point

An erection; hard on; boner; stiffy; Woodrow
During a private tutoring session, I pleasured my English teacher with my horizontal exclamation point. Needless to say, I got an "A".

Excremation point 

The symbolic act of smearing dog poop in the shape of an exclamation point on advertisements, billboards, or other commercial signs as an emphatic denial of consumer culture.
Peter the Penniless: Whatcha' doin' there Johnny?

Johnny Proletariat: For once I'm gettin' my hands dirty stickin' it to the man instead of workin' for him!!!

Peter the Penniless: Ahh...you're making an excremation point!
Excremation point by KonkeyDong September 16, 2011

exclaimation point 

The exclaimation point is the dot on the bottom of an exclaimation mark.
Always remember to cross your t's, dot your i's and exclaimation points
exclaimation point by De'e August 19, 2006