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the excalibur

a BIG ass fuckin dildo, most of the time is double sided. the chick screws the 2 ends together (o=====+=====o) ,then she sticks it up the guys ass and then proceeds to fuck the excalibur.
-friend: Man, why the hell are u walking all retarded and shit?!?!?!?
-the victim: I was real drunk... that fuckin bitch tied me down,...and then...and then she...she pulled out the EXCALIBUR!!! :(
by Mr. Bo Jangles April 16, 2007
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The Excalibur

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.
Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.
by SnakeBiter October 20, 2009
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excalibur

When you're having sex with a girl and just as you're climaxing you pretend that you're penis is stuck. Then, you pull it out with your hand and yell "Excalibur!" as you beat off on the girl (or guy if that's what you're into).
"Dude, if you add "excalibur," it's gonna be like the fiftieth sex move on Urban Dictionary involving skeeting on a girl."
by DanneMedly June 21, 2008
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Excalibur

Warframe's poster boy. Literally everyone picks him as a starter.
fuckin uhh...dave or smth:''Hey bro,I just started this new game called Warframe!''
dave's friend:''What warframe did you pick?''
dave:''I picked the cool sword guy.''
dave's friend:''Excalibur? Nice choice but literally everyone picks him. Shoulda been original.''
by that one guy with autism December 26, 2022
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Excalibur

The chilly splash of toilet water that hits the anus after letting loose a huge piece of feces.
Whooa, Hahhh! -just had an Excalibur!
by pjskrov December 28, 2005
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Excalibur

When engaging in fisting, insert arm to the wrist, grab hold of anything loose and pull violently.
Excuse me honey, but being your knight in shining armor I feel it is only fair that I show you EXCALIBUR!
by andy kumar April 30, 2005
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Excalibur

A move used during three ways and orgys where the man finishes inside their partner but cannot pull out unless a third party comes and lifts the penis out of whatever hole it might be in like the sword from the stone, “Excalibur”
“Cum forth mighty sword Excalibur, for I shall put you in my sheath
by whatfunk6 April 15, 2021
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