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precursery examination

An assortment of inspections and tests that a pediatrician and/or child psychologist performs on a toddler during the time when he's just learning to talk, in order to determine the likelihood that he will develop a "potty mouth".
A precursery examination is all well and good, but I think that a physician should also check on how the child's PARENTS AND SIBLINGS "behave themselves" verbally, as well --- whether or not THEY exhibit a perpetually "salty" vocabulary is often a much-better indication of whether Little Junior is going to begin acquiring a "colorful" vocabulary than the results of any physical/medical tests!
by QuacksO November 26, 2018
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Vibration Examination

"Ok, as your doctor, I'mma have to give you a vibration examination."
by LewdNinja January 17, 2020
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Prostate Examination

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Did you hear about my Prostate Examination? It caused the world eternal damnation!
by Jungle Fungus September 11, 2025
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sexamination

A couple mutually performing a physical examination of their genitals following sexual intercourse. Sexaminations are very popular among med school students, since it allows them to combine their scientific interest with sexual practice.
Guy: Dayuuum, you were tremendous today!
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?

Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.
by Asoku Mopen May 14, 2014
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most extreme elimination challenge

1) American version of Japanese gameshow "Takeshi's Castle," now featuring two mis-matched teams pit against each other in this bastion of low-brow comedy. Features hosts Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, field reporter Guy LeDouche, field marshall Captain Tenneal, massive amounts of mystery sludge, and repeated and frequent use of the word "Babaganoosh". Abbreviated MXC.
"Hey, someone find his baba. We can reattach it to his ganoosh." - Kenny Blankenship, about Yella Babaganoosh's most painful elimination.
by Madelynne February 2, 2004
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most extreme elimination challenge

A long time ago (I believe the 80s) there was a game show in Japan called Takehashi's Castle. 100 people would try to take over a castle, but to get to it they'd have to go through obstacles, most of which were extremely dangerous and extreme, and if you lost the game you were eliminated.

Years later, Spike TV took the show and turned it into a show called Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, or MXC. They dubbed it badly with funny, often perverted commentary by the two host Vic Romano and Ken Blankenship, and edited out the prizes and things like that.
Break your neck, win a toaster!

"What do we always say? DON'T GET ELIMINATED!"
by Newbia June 17, 2004
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most extreme elimination challenge

1) Scenario:
A male contestant dressed in a roll of bamboo shoots must climb up a hill covered in foam, while avoiding giant acorns being rolled down the hill at him. The starting point at the bottom of the hill is covered in bushes.
2) Action:
The contestant is hit by rolling acorns and is forced back to the starting point.
Commentary:
"Well I guess after taking a few nuts on the chin, it must feel pretty good to be back in the bush".
All very legitimate and wholesome when taken in context.
by Mark January 6, 2004
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