1) One of your previous significant others whom you've had a relation-shit, and coincidentally, a break up with. In most cases, not someone you ever want to see again. In very VERY rare cases, someone you might still talk to and consider a friend, because you both have a
history and too many experiences to forget about together and are both mature enough to push any emotions you have left (if any), aside.
2) Your current bf/gf's ex. AKA an evil being that must be destroyed, at all costs. If you're a
girl- for some reason, your bf's ex always seems to be a
blonde with big boobs and a shitty personality who for some reason, makes you feel fat. If you're a guy- somehow, your gf's ex is famous among every
girl you know, and if you ever bring him up, they can't
stop telling you how "
funny" and "amazing" he is. You also can't stop yourself from wondering if his equipment's bigger than yours.
1) The last two months of me and my ex's
1-year relationship were hell due to our constant fighting over stupid shit. So we broke up and I never want to see him/her again.
-or-
My ex and I broke up after dating for two years because he/she had to move. We got along really well during those first two years, so we still keep in touch.
2) (After current
gf meets ex
gf)
Gf: "Well... she was
pretty."
Bf: "Uhh..."
Gf: "...Does this skirt make me look fat?! She was skinnier than I am! Why'd she have to be so skinny? What is she, anorexic?!"
Bf: "You look
fine. You're just feeling the jealousy and insecurity that can only be brought on by seeing your significant other's ex..."