ehh the is a ewen clarke wallace
by ewen is gay February 13, 2018
The one you will always love but can never be with.
Funny, the wise one. A true rock legend.
Beautiful inside and out.
My elephant juice
Funny, the wise one. A true rock legend.
Beautiful inside and out.
My elephant juice
Ewen I forever
by Juilet2022 June 19, 2022
by UNIQUELYU March 28, 2023
Ewen is always packing 4 inchs, he's emo, and watches anime. His balls are way bigger than his dick. And his younger brother is sooo hot.
Ewen is so goofy ah
by cornbread hyakk April 01, 2022
Ewen is from Bretagne, he is friendly, cute, but also slow-witted. This is because he has small balls that look like hazelnuts.
squirrel 1: ohhh look at those hazelnuts, they look tasty !
squirrel 2: you're dumb, this is Ewen's balls.
squirrel 2: you're dumb, this is Ewen's balls.
by sausage1982 November 23, 2021