by Lolmuncher69 November 23, 2019
Get the Ewan mug.A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the world. A man who makes the ladies week at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.
Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!
by FMFlex April 13, 2005
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eeeeeeeeeewan. look at them hairy feet!
by Dave Teh Ravorz January 25, 2004
Get the ewan mug.The name "Ewan" usually a rare boys name given to the people with the most amazing personalities. Ewan's get all the girls by his weird appearances, like their funky hairstyles and huge teeth. Not to be mistaken by evan. How to pronounce ewan is "you-win" because he always wins. But Ewan's can also be hard to be around since they tend to get very sad for silliest things. Making friends with Ewan can be difficult as Ewan's tend to be very annoying, but around girls his personality changes into a fine man with lots of talents. He usually hangs with all the cool kids finding him to make himself a cool kid as well. No matter how much Ewan can get made fun of he doesn't care. Always trying to fit in.
The name Ewan comes from the greek tree yew tree meaning he is very tough and tumble like the leaves of the tree. But although in winter things can be different, leaves of the tree fall off, meaning Ewan can be very emotional when something happens even so slightly bad.
The name Ewan comes from the greek tree yew tree meaning he is very tough and tumble like the leaves of the tree. But although in winter things can be different, leaves of the tree fall off, meaning Ewan can be very emotional when something happens even so slightly bad.
for example if you're playing sport and you see Ewan on the other team.
"Oh no, its that Ewan guy we better watch out, if we win, he might start crying"
"Is that Ewan again? He's already here? He must be a fast runner"
"Oh no, its that Ewan guy we better watch out, if we win, he might start crying"
"Is that Ewan again? He's already here? He must be a fast runner"
by name maker for weird people January 31, 2019
Get the Ewan mug.ewan is a tagalog (philippine language) term for things you can't remember.
other alternative tagalog term with the same meaning as "ewan", "hindi ko alam", "malay ko"
other alternative tagalog term with the same meaning as "ewan", "hindi ko alam", "malay ko"
tagalog: Ewan ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: I don't know, where do you place it.
other alternative:
tagalog: hindi ko alam kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.
tagalog: malay ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.
english: I don't know, where do you place it.
other alternative:
tagalog: hindi ko alam kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.
tagalog: malay ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.
by Anthony Guillen September 10, 2008
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by The Grifter February 3, 2005
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