A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the world. A man who makes the ladies week at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.
Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!
by FMFlex April 14, 2005
The name "Ewan" usually a rare boys name given to the people with the most amazing personalities. Ewan's get all the girls by his weird appearances, like their funky hairstyles and huge teeth. Not to be mistaken by evan. How to pronounce ewan is "you-win" because he always wins. But Ewan's can also be hard to be around since they tend to get very sad for silliest things. Making friends with Ewan can be difficult as Ewan's tend to be very annoying, but around girls his personality changes into a fine man with lots of talents. He usually hangs with all the cool kids finding him to make himself a cool kid as well. No matter how much Ewan can get made fun of he doesn't care. Always trying to fit in.
The name Ewan comes from the greek tree yew tree meaning he is very tough and tumble like the leaves of the tree. But although in winter things can be different, leaves of the tree fall off, meaning Ewan can be very emotional when something happens even so slightly bad.
The name Ewan comes from the greek tree yew tree meaning he is very tough and tumble like the leaves of the tree. But although in winter things can be different, leaves of the tree fall off, meaning Ewan can be very emotional when something happens even so slightly bad.
for example if you're playing sport and you see Ewan on the other team.
"Oh no, its that Ewan guy we better watch out, if we win, he might start crying"
"Is that Ewan again? He's already here? He must be a fast runner"
"Oh no, its that Ewan guy we better watch out, if we win, he might start crying"
"Is that Ewan again? He's already here? He must be a fast runner"
by name maker for weird people February 1, 2019
You're Ewan, Thats Ewan, Don't be Ewan
by The Grifter February 3, 2005
He is the cool kid always, he's really hot and everybody wants to be him but sometimes it gets annoying when everyone follows him around trying to become more popular from his presence.
Also every girl has a huge crush on him
Also every girl has a huge crush on him
by FrunshongrsshnhThe3rd November 4, 2019
His kind brown eyes will make you wish you were never born, his nervous laugh will send your heart into stress cardiomyopathy mode, the way he holds your hand will be all the warmth you will ever need, and the softness in his voice is enough to keep you going. I had him once, but he's gone now...if you have a Ewan like this, love him unconditionally because he sure as hell thinks no one else will.
by ilovetoseeyousmile May 22, 2021
Euan or Ewan is a Scottish, male given name, most common throughout the United Kingdom and Canada, due to the influence of Scots in both nations. It is a derivative of the Pictish name, Vuen (or 'Wen'), which is the Pictish British cognate of Eoghan in Gaelic. The name can also mean mighty warrior to describe a man who would fight for freedom even at the cost of his own life
by BigboyBoris7270 July 7, 2018
by BAH! February 7, 2005