A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the
world. A
man who makes the ladies week at the
knees. Everyone wants to be him.
Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy
beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own
shit!!
Woman: Oh
good tanks!!!