A complete fuckin
genius with the biggest cock in the
world. A man who makes the ladies week at the
knees. Everyone wants to be him.
Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great
pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna
slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy
beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!