evergreened

When you or another person gets cockblocked so hard, that you have to rethink life for atleast 1 week.

"Yo dude, why are you looking like someone with Vietnam flashbacks?"

"Bro, i was at the bar trying to approach that girl, but she evergreened me"

"You mean she cockblocked you like the...?"

"Like this fucking ship blocking the Suez canal, yes."

by Mosdn March 27, 2021

Evergreening

Evergreening: To accidentally block or hinder progress via unintentional blockade.

Hey Bob did you catch the latest Evergreening?
No,what now?
Whole on ramp this time.

by Gas-Giant January 27, 2022

Evergreened

When an object just won't fit into a space.

Things didn't work out due to me getting evergreened in her Suez Canal.

by AKscrybe March 26, 2021

evergreen

evergreen
As in always has greenbacks (money) a guy that has money. A guy that never has to think about money because he has soo much of it!!!

I like to date evergreens./////////////////////////////////////// //////////// //////////////// ////////////// //////////////////////
He's an evergreen.

by catcee September 12, 2013

evergreen

Code name of Nadia Santos (Sydney little sister in the television series Alias)

Syd (To nadia during a mission): Evergreen, you cannot proceed without comms.

by ariSai September 1, 2007

evergreen

A post or comment made a while ago that bites the original poster in the ass. Trump is a prime example, complaining about President Obama’s golfing and then golfing more than Tiger Woods after being falsely elected.

Here’s another evergreen tweet from Trump that contradicts the things he pretends to stand for

by girlnarly September 18, 2020

evergreen

To become stupidly or amusingly stuck

Wow, these shoes are tight... I've really evergreened my feet in there

Or

My girlfriend and I were playing with a glass bottle in bed and unfortunately I had to attend the hospital after I evergreened it

by iamnotjl March 30, 2021