evening tug

One last jerk off session before one goes to bed.

Before I to to bed I enjoy my evening tug.

by Turbo AFS1 May 6, 2006

Warm Evening

Literally means, 'Wank and A ready Meal'

"I'm in the mood for a warm evening"

by T--Bone April 2, 2009

An Evening with

Usually a concert where there is no opening band and the main act performs a longer set than usual. Usually takes place in a smaller venue such as a club.

Dude I got tickets to "An Evening with Coheed And Cambria"

by One_Among August 2, 2008

pre-evening

the time which is not clear between afternoon and evening. this period differs from one place to the other due to the spherical shape of earth, hence the reception of sunbeam. the term is coined by Sheldon Cooper, in The Big Bang theory.

ohh.. its 4.30pm. that's pre-evening.. since in the evening i will soak and wash my clothes, so at 4.30pm i will be doing pre-soaking and pre-washing..

by asian wunderkind December 31, 2011

Parents' Evening

A bi-annual night of stress, guilt and recrimination where stressed out/ tired teachers who have spent the night frantically marking books converse with defensive / stressed parents who feel like they're being judged.

Parent's often don't let on who's mum and dad they are so teachers play a strange kind of guessing game trying to work out which of their pupils could be spawned by this combination of people.

They also can't risk calling them by the same surname of their children as theres a pretty good chance they're different.

Teachers try to be diplomatic and vague whilst parents want answers.

5 hours into a normal Parents' Evening

Teacher: Good Evening. I'm Mr. Blake.

Parent: Hi

Teacher: You must be here to talk about...

Parent: Yeah

4 minutes later

Teacher: (still not 100% who's parent this is)...so definate progress has been made which is pleasing and bodes well for next year...

Parent: (None the wizer but pleased they've not been called bad parents to their faces) Thanks

Teacher: (Lying) Feel free to drop by at any time if you have any concerns.
Parent: (Lying) Thanks I will.

by teeecher May 3, 2011

Lady of the evening

Old-fashioned slang for a hooker/prostitute. These days, it's most commonly heard in repeats of old 1970s "Match Game" episodes.

Host: "You know a party is really wild when each room has a BLANK"
Contestant: "A lady of the evening"

by Retro Saiyan September 24, 2010

Evening Eye

When your eyes become heavy and tired late in the day due to exertion.

All that drinking in the sun has really given me a bad case of evening eye!

by fantasticallyfilthy May 24, 2011