A human buttocks whose properties are such that it can not be described with any normal human though processes. Typically, used when just using the word "ass" just won't suffice.
"I am going to go back in to that bar and kick some non-euclidean ass" said Erik.
As she entered the room someone shouted "Look at that piece of non-euclidean ass!"
As she entered the room someone shouted "Look at that piece of non-euclidean ass!"
by a wayward s0n October 18, 2011
Get the non-euclidean ass mug.Classification of an SCP of the SCP foundation. It usually means the SCP is not well understood and/or permanent containement is not possible, this does not mean said SCP is harmful.
"SCP-173 is an Euclid class SCP. It is a concrete, rebar sculpture that moves when not looking at it. When it gets close to a human or otherwise living creature, SCP-173 will snap it's neck and kill it, or attempt to. It is dangerous and hostile, and can move through vents, but can be contained fairly easily by putting it in a containment chamber, although Containment Breaches involving it have happened before."
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1. The name of the Greek guy who formally began the study of geometry.
2. The name of a street in almost every city in the U.S., for unknown reasons.
2. The name of a street in almost every city in the U.S., for unknown reasons.
1. Euclid must have had a shitload of time on his hands.
2. Yo meet me at the corner of Oak and Euclid.
2. Yo meet me at the corner of Oak and Euclid.
by miss B-izzy August 15, 2006
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He is also a toy tiger.
He is also a toy tiger.
PRAISE EUCLEIDES!!
by eucleides February 7, 2010
Get the Eucleides mug.When a strap-on, angled 15 degrees to the left, is mounted on the forehead of any authority figure and then used to penetrate any orifice of the human body. Usually followed by the infamous Viking Bronze Hammer.
Those who propagate the Non-Euclidean Sun Bonnet are oft referred to as 'Bonneteers'.
Those who propagate the Non-Euclidean Sun Bonnet are oft referred to as 'Bonneteers'.
Bitch came back from work late, so I stuck her with the Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet and followed it up with a Viking Bronze Hammer. This was all, of course, after I kicked her down the stairs.
by St. Bootsy Collins September 16, 2007
Get the Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet mug.The erogenous zone located on the inner elbow. Often a highly sensitive area, and one best touched by surprise... perhaps in a crude, rubbing motion.
Deborah 1: Heeey, how's it going? (asks casually, while carefully reaching hand up to inappropriately touch friends inner elbow)
Deborah 2: (jumps out of chair) Whoa!! That's my euclid! Oh wait, don't stop!
Deborah 2: (jumps out of chair) Whoa!! That's my euclid! Oh wait, don't stop!
by DeborahDeborah February 6, 2010
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