ethiopian

a very beautiful african

you are so hott just like an Ethiopian

by abush June 29, 2007

Ethiopian Earlobe

When someone's testicle is cut off and pierced onto their earlobe.

Billy was screwing around in Spanish class so Senora cut off his nuts and gave him double Ethiopian Earlobes.

by deadbeatdad44 May 13, 2008

etheopian landmine

When you shit on someones chest and slap it as hard as u can

I gave my bitch a good etheopian landmine

by Fuckyourmumhard May 7, 2018

Ethiopian Smoker

a Ethiopian Smoker is a term used to describe a fart that is so horrifyingly bad to smell the person who ushered it into existence can smell the fart in full detail comparing to the smell of a 3rd world country hence the term "Ethiopian Smoker"

"I swear to god if one more kid in this class does an Ethiopian Smoker I am leaving the class."

"hey did you hear about Johnny? he is in the hospital because he had a horrible Ethiopian Smoker."

"did you know Communist countries use Ethiopian Smokers as a form of torture?"

by African Wantiki January 23, 2017

Etheopian tired

When you are so tired that you would let flys crawl on your eyeballs.
Usually happens when working long hours in the Canadian bush.

Johnny: "Dude why don't you wipe those fucking flys off of your face"

Ricky: "Fuck that dude I've given up"

Johnny "Whoa dude you better go have a rum, you're Etheopian tired"

by Rick Slender November 16, 2006

Ethiopian Girls And Women

The most attractive african women in the world. Usually are mistaken for being african americans mixed with other races such as white and hispanics, and indians. But no, we are just ethiopian girls.Usually have straight beautiful teeth with long , long hair resembling hair of white or hawaian hair. Many are thick and many are curvy, but usually never fat...Sexy beasts...with seductive eyes....and are very educated.. and are very sweet and kindhearted....We usually like to separated ourselves from the african american culture and ideals because they dont agree with our culture at all......we have HUGE differences...and dont like to make ourselves associtated with them

Example One:
Jason:Hey did you see that girl over by the bar

Carl: Yea she's ethiopian

Jason: WHat the heck is that?

CArl: She's african

Jason: Dude i totally thought she was white mixed with black! Dude she's gorgeous!

CArl: YEa i know, i wouldnt mind tapping that all night!! thats how ethiopian girls and women are...gorgeous

by sexy mixed mami June 24, 2009

Ethiopian phonebox

1.Someone who has a mass of phone numbers but no one ever answers their calls.

2. A social loner.

3. Someone who thinks everybody likes them when nobody actually does.

Bill:"Oh god here comes Ben, he's such an Ethiopian phonebox."
Ben:"Hey"
Bill:"Oh hey",*thinks*,"i wish he would leave us alone!"

by Swedishhousegoose April 30, 2014