Estonians are an extremely happy group of people with lineage stemming from the small European nation Estonia. Predominantly blonde haired, blue eyed beauties. You can distinguish "kodu Eestlased" native Estonians from non-Estonian born Estonians by their lanky, disproportionate limbs (ex. legs and arms looking like the appendages of a daddy long leg spider). Real Estonians drink vodka for the most part until they are good and jolly, or black out and engage in activity with the opposite sex that is never really that awkward in the morning (as is often with Americans). With an extremely high tolerance for alcohol, what better way to end a celebratory evening (celebratory evening= anytime 2 or more Estonians are together and drinking) than crossing right arm over left and holding hands in a circle known as Soprus Ring, humming notes and saying prayers in a foreign tongue (Estonian) startling innocent non-Estonian onlookers who imagine they are witnessing cult activity.
Karl has long disproportionate arms and legs and appears to be a Viking. Karl must be an Estonian.
Jaan speaks Russian and attends sportipaev but Ei Raagi Eesti Keel. Jaan is not really an Estonian.
Jaan speaks Russian and attends sportipaev but Ei Raagi Eesti Keel. Jaan is not really an Estonian.
by Markus A September 15, 2006
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Urmass: "Chill, it's an Estonian puzzle ;)."
Urmass: "Chill, it's an Estonian puzzle ;)."
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by Thebigler July 11, 2023
Get the Estonian mindset mug.An orchestral manoeuvre whereby one achieves maximum clarity and volume on the double bass by pressing one's knee in the back of the instrument. This in turn pushes the string into the left hand thereby producing a voluminous sound.
"Fuck man, Jaan keeps initiating the Estonian Spit Roast on his bass. The poor fucker is getting bruised like crazy!"
by B$$Lad May 13, 2015
Get the estonian spit roast mug.The football variety widely used in all of Estonia. Has its own national football team as well as three stages of domestic league system. The most successful is Tallinna FC Flora.
(Unlike the definition that involves kicking testicles. That sport is nonexistent.)
(Unlike the definition that involves kicking testicles. That sport is nonexistent.)
Estonian Football is so good to watch. The national team is surprising and the domestic league is well-organized.
by LaserImouto January 4, 2023
Get the Estonian Football mug.Estonians are an extremely happy group of people with lineage stemming from the the small European nation Estonia. Prodominantly blonde haired, blue eyed beauties. You can distinguish "kodu Eestlased" native Estonians from non-Estonian born Estonians by their lanky, disproportionate limbs (ex. legs and arms looking like the appendages of a daddy long leg spider). Real Estonians drink vodka for the most part until they are good and jolly, or black out and engage in activity with the opposite sex that is never really that awkward in the morning (as is often with Americans). With an extremely high tolerance for alcohol, what better way to end a celebratory evening (celebratory evening= anytime 2 or more Estonians are together and drinking) than crossing right arm over left and holding hands in a circle known as Soprus Ring, humming notes and saying prayers in a foreign tongue (Estonian) startling innocent non-Estonian onlookers who imagine they are witnessing cult activity.
Karl has long disproportionate arms and legs and appears to be a Viking. Karl must be an Estonian.
Jaan speaks Russian and attends sportipaev but Ei Raagi Eesti Keel. Jaan is not really an Estonian.
Jaan speaks Russian and attends sportipaev but Ei Raagi Eesti Keel. Jaan is not really an Estonian.
by Markus A September 18, 2008
Get the estonian mug.Estonia is a small Baltic nation with a conflicted history, that nobody in America has heard of for some reason even though our government screwed it over by saying that it was okay for the USSR to take the Baltic States. Many stereotype the Estonians negatively, not realizing why they are the way that they are. Estonia was invaded by the Nazis and the Soviets, and ultimately the Soviets took it, killing around 3 million citizens, many of whom were civilians, replacing them with Russians and outright banning the Estonian language, hoping to destroy their culture. As such, the Estonians are patriotic at heart, as without patriotism their culture would be dead, and they are tired of large nations rolling them over. Estonia, despite being small, is fairly advanced, being the first nation to have internet based elections. In addition, Estonia is strong economically, and full of nice but sometimes stubborn folks such as my Grandfather. Estonian's have strange humor, can be stubborn, but are generally nice people.
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