A psychotic condition found in humanoid males who work with many females of the species. Estrogenitis's proximal cause is the inhalation of a toxic dose of secreted hormonal estrogen. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Hair loss, memory loss, weight gain, notcuria, binge drinking and insomnia. Symptoms take at least 10 years of exposure before manifestation with married males typically affected at higher rates. Treatment modalities include, but are not limited to: Beer consumption beyond a BAL of .08, working on automobiles, riding Harley Davidsons, driving beyond the posted speed limit and shooting weapons of any type.
After working with Angie for 17 years I've got estrogenitis: I've started drinking, I can't sleep through the night, I've put on 20 pounds, My hair is graying and I'm going bald
by Daddyrat November 13, 2013
Get the Estrogenitismug. What is up, my estrogen?
by suckafreebighead September 24, 2005
Get the estrogenmug. To be used in reference to the insensible, idiotic, and/or steroid-like side-effects of having estrogen.
"dude, watch out; she's totally on an estrogenated fit over her shoes."
"thanks man. If i get mentioned, tell her i'm taking a wank"
"thanks man. If i get mentioned, tell her i'm taking a wank"
by -Deuce October 20, 2009
Get the Estrogenatedmug. You can define it as xultimax
by Darknessfate February 7, 2004
Get the estrogenmug. when a female randomly bursts into tears or acts in an overly emotional way for no apparent reason.
-can be caused by PMS but not always.
-the female is required to not know the reason why she is crying or being over emotional for it to be classified as an estrogen attack.
-can be caused by PMS but not always.
-the female is required to not know the reason why she is crying or being over emotional for it to be classified as an estrogen attack.
Girl A- I was just randomly sitting in class taking notes, and I all of a sudden felt like crying. Wtf?
Girl B- That's called an estrogen attack hon.
Girl B- That's called an estrogen attack hon.
by vivelerockk07 April 9, 2008
Get the estrogen attackmug. by TIMMYTANG November 12, 2011
Get the estrogen expressmug. A television channel featuring programming targeted to appeal to middle-class, white, suburban, middle-aged women. Lifetime was the original Estrogen Channel. Now competing for estrogen with WE and Oxygen.
Hey, there's another Sandra Bullock movie on the Estrogen Channel tonight, and after that they're showing "Hope: One Woman's Struggle with Breast Cancer" starring Melissa Gilbert and Peter Gallagher.
by wakawakawaka April 20, 2008
Get the The Estrogen Channelmug.