essay

1. the bane of my existence

The only thing worse than an essay is being mauled by a bear.

by Queen Wannahackalugee December 9, 2008

essay

a long, written, assignment that could have been explained in two or three sentences.

billy said: "instead of writing an essay on the brain i wrote this, 'the brain in the nervous center of the body. without it we would not be able to do things like breathe. it works by sending electric impulses to the muscles in your body...the end'"

((of course he got a F+))

by chiunit May 13, 2009

essay

1. What you should probably be working on right now. See also: homework

Hmm, what can I possibly do to further my procrastination? I know! Look up the word "essay" on UD!

by Henriettah June 14, 2011

essay

How a moron spells ese.

An essay is something you write for school, not a Mexican.

by WAGMIRE October 17, 2005

essay

a waste of time that MLA and APA supporters believe is not colossal enough in its time-wasting ability. used by professors whose sole dream it is to stop students from slacking off for the weekend. goes well with coffee.

I can't believe Mr. Smith just gave us that huge fucking essay! He's out of his mind.

Jimmy, you can't go to the senior prom until you finish writing that essay.

by B-e-n February 15, 2006

essay

1. A composition that is usually a few pages long.
2. Something that evil English teachers assign too many of.

I have to write another English essay today.

by 5'11"Racer December 20, 2006

Essay

An essay is a long-winded response sent via text message. These long responses characteristically come from people who express interest in a text message conversation, although this interest is in some cases overzealous.

When you have to use four messages to fit everything into your text, you are writing an essay.

by textking June 18, 2009