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Person 1 "What up essay"
Person 2 "Try me bitch"
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A 2000 long shit that we have to do and is due on Monday
You done the essay yet Derick Johnson?
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Not to be confused with writing a essay! This is what Cholos (Aka Mexicans) call their homies when chilling on the corner, pants hanging on for dear life, with a gaudy belt usually blue or the Mexican flag. Or when a Cholo is about to shank,shoot,or let his rabid dog out to tear your ass up.
Example 1: Ayo Essay have you seen Julio he owes me some money that's way past due!

Example 2: Ayo Essay! I know you better back up off my girl before I have to let Chico come out here and chew your @$$ up! I'm not kidding Essay I got twenty Cholos just waiting for some $hit to pop off!

Lmaooooo.
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An 8.5 by 11 inch penis
Teacher: any more questions about the essay?
Student: how long does it have to be?
Teacher: 11 inches
Student: what!?
Teacher: u know, 8.5 by 11 inches
Student: oh haha dirty joke in school hahaha orgasm!
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An assigment given by Teachers who think that kids don't

"have" enough homework. They expect it with "AT LEAST" 8 sources, and "AT LEAST" many MLA Citations. They make it worth like 100 points, make you WRITE it when you HAVE OTHER homework. It can range from a simple topic on Compare & Contrast to a fucking book report when you don't understand the book. And THEY WANT TO CONVICE THE FUCKING READER TO GET INTO THE ESSAY! not many people read students writing anyway.
Only students with a PhD from Stanford with a 4.0 GPA deserve to do essays. Its not important.

Student: OMG! Mrs. Hillenbig assigned us a God Motherfucking Nigger Essay with AT LEAST 1000 WORDS! Is she out of her mind? We are only 8th Graders.
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To masterbate, touch or fondle oneself.
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