Estonia

the head-ass best country that has ever existed on this doomed planet! 100% communism-free since 1991!

I went to Estonia because that's what cool guys do.

by Jwgmtts November 27, 2018

esmonding

What Esmond does.

Esmond, stop esmonding!

by Divisional Board August 22, 2011

Estonian

A person from Estonia, a very beautiful country in northeast Europe.

Liivi was born in Estonia, therefore she is Estonian.

by Elva January 6, 2006

estonia

really a kickass country lamed down by the soviet union. one of the most techologcaly advance county with wireless in like everywhere, so you can surf porn even while on a bus( not reccomended because of russians who steal and use WAY-WAY excessive swearing).
Good thing about estonia are
+The estonian attitude- noone really cares and go on with their own business
+EXTREMELY HOt chicks all around of all tastes(blondes, brunettes, sluts, goths etc there are unfortunetly not many redheads)
+If theres a will theres a way. you can get anything no matter how young or old you are but please no babe stealing and pedophiles
+night life is awesome and therre are loads of parties
+Estonian beer is the bestest in the universe(fo' real)people who say that belgian beer is better are fucking psychos cause belgian beer is watered down piss flavored... piss

Bad things are
-Russians( some are actualyl really cool and stuff but there are lots more swearing wiggers and skin heads)
-school system ( not really that bad, you are actually way ahead of everyone else in the world but there are way too much homework)

SO.... really no dissing estonians cause we are a kickass nation with some bad history with über cool people nature and people

in estonia me and my friend were walking around in tartu( better then tallin cause there are way more hotter chicks there) when we decided to stop by and buy food when blam a hot chick then a bit later blam another then blam out of nowhere a couple of friend pop out then again blam hot chick then blam beer

by eestlaneeeee jeee September 16, 2006

estonian

Estonians are an extremely happy group of people with lineage stemming from the small European nation Estonia. Predominantly blonde haired, blue eyed beauties. You can distinguish "kodu Eestlased" native Estonians from non-Estonian born Estonians by their lanky, disproportionate limbs (ex. legs and arms looking like the appendages of a daddy long leg spider). Real Estonians drink vodka for the most part until they are good and jolly, or black out and engage in activity with the opposite sex that is never really that awkward in the morning (as is often with Americans). With an extremely high tolerance for alcohol, what better way to end a celebratory evening (celebratory evening= anytime 2 or more Estonians are together and drinking) than crossing right arm over left and holding hands in a circle known as Soprus Ring, humming notes and saying prayers in a foreign tongue (Estonian) startling innocent non-Estonian onlookers who imagine they are witnessing cult activity.

Karl has long disproportionate arms and legs and appears to be a Viking. Karl must be an Estonian.

Jaan speaks Russian and attends sportipaev but Ei Raagi Eesti Keel. Jaan is not really an Estonian.

by Markus A September 15, 2006

Estonian puzzle

In principle - any unsolvable problem.

Tanel: "My Skype messages never reach my mate who's sitting next to me!"
Urmass: "Chill, it's an Estonian puzzle ;)."

by zaucho May 20, 2009

Estonian mindset

To be afraid of Turkish barbers, herobrine, and wiping.

Steve: Ahhhh!!! A Turkish barber!!!

Carl: Steve you have to stop following the Estonian mindset

by Thebigler July 11, 2023