eskimoed

When a woman quits a sexual act before a man can ejaculate, resulting in blue balls.

Oh man. She came and didn't even let you finish? That girl eskimoed you.

by Ernaldo Zimmer January 19, 2017

eskimo side hug

Standing side by side, two people press or rub their cheeks together in an affectionate manner.

Kevin wanted us to give me an eskimo kiss , but I said no. He gave me an eskimo side hug instead.

by Caesar's Toupée April 25, 2015

Eskimo Envy

Jealousy of people living in cooler climates during the summer heat wave.

This sweltering summer really gives me a case of eskimo envy.

by editorjeff July 8, 2010

half eskimo brother

a guy who fucks the identical twin of a girl you fuck

"Bro, you should fuck her twin sister, then we could be half eskimo brothers!"

by P45C4L April 6, 2017

Estimator

An employee that works for a construction firm or general contractor that prices projects and tries to make the company as much money as possible. This requires lots of lying to subcontractors and giving away other numbers in order to have them lower their costs so you can screw them in the ass while you make your company more money. The job also requires you to count every nail, doorknob, electrical outlet and tampon despenser (also known as a Sanitary Napkin Despenser) in a building. Throughout the day you will degrade architects left and right becuase they don't even know how to wipe their own asses. You will go home and fall aspleep with numbers flying around in your head and you will wake up and write down notes like "Remember to include damproofing in the elevator pit" in your sleep. Most people can't handle the job and either end up suicidal or fired. Those that stick around end up making decent money and look foward to rediculing architects.

Example 1-
Architect: "Derp, I think I forgot to include the second floor of the building in my drawings...I was too busy getting my Chevy Volt to run on plant by product. Looks like I'll have to issue an adendum and make everyone work all night since the bid is due tomorrow, derp."

Estimator: "Well, you also forgot to include the roof drawings and the roof specifications you fucking tard...did you actually go to school or did you become brain damaged after you graduated."

Example 2:
The estimator twisted and turned in his sleep while visions of floor base and steel grating spun around in his head. "Was the foundation big enough to fit the grating?" he thought in his sleep then woke up sweating and wrote down some notes.

by Estimator from hell February 2, 2012

eskimo trebuchet

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

- Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?

- Aw shit son, I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.

by Labooty February 2, 2009

Eskimo Pussy

A mighty cold, great-tasting and great-feeling thing for both you and me - as referred to by Drill Sgt. Hartman in the 1987 film Full Metal Jacket

Hartman (In a cadence; part of a run during Marine training - this is for the recruits to repeat): I don't know but I've been told!

Recruits: I don't know but I've been told!

Hartman: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

Recruits: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

Hartman: Mmm, good!

Recruits: Mmm, good!

Hartman: Feels good!

Recruits: Feels good!

Hartman: Is good!

Recruits: Is good!

Hartman: Real good!

Recruits: Real good!

Hartman: Tastes good!

Recruits: Tastes good!

Hartman: Mighty good!

Recruits: Mighty good!

Hartman: Good for you!

Recruits: Good for you!

Hartman: Good for me!

Recruits: Good for me!

by Diant Gick May 15, 2011