eruption

a van halen song featuring onr of the best guitar solos known to man

eruption kicks ass but if you looked this up your probly a poser

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004

Erupt

To laugh uncontrollably hard, to the point that your jaw moves up and down after the laugh ends.

"Dude, I read Vice Dos and DON'Ts and it was so hilarious I erupted."

"My boyfriend used Tickle-Me-Elmo on me during foreplay and it was it so funny I erupted."

by Elmoruption December 14, 2009

Erupt

To say something is mental or crazy

This tidy weekender is erupt as fuck.

by Lanie B January 30, 2008

eruption

When man pleaded with Satan for the ultimate tortue device that would be feared by men, women, and children alike, he bequeathed Eruption. It is more commonly known as a one minute and forty-two second string of harsh, discordant notes accompanied with drums jumbled together in what has come to be known as the beginning of the end of rock as we know it. The famed bassist Billy Sheehan with his partner in crime Steve Vai can easily out-tap Eddie Van Halen.

In times of desperate measures, government interrogators will often rely on Eruption as cruel yet effective means of attaining information.

by Clapton is God September 3, 2008

bimbo eruption

1. A scandal in which a woman publicly accuses a male politician of illicit behavior, such as sexual harassment or an extramarital affair.

2. Media attention focusing on an alleged inappropriate relationship between a woman and a male politician.

Coined by Betsey Wright while working as deputy chair of the 1992 Clinton presidential campaign.

We’ve got real issues to talk about, not the latest bimbo eruption.

by monkey1235 January 1, 2012

Volcanic Eruption

When a guy's blows a massive wad of cum from his penis

As Kiersten was sucking Chads balls A Volcanic Eruption occurred atop of her head ran down her back and into her butt crack!

by SlopNChop November 30, 2016

Eruption Disruption

Eruption Disruption

Eruption Disruption occurs when Volcanic ash interferes with air travel.

Air travel is either canceled or halted in fear of planes crashing because of Volcanic ash.

My fucking flight was just canceled because of of Eruption Disruption!

How the hell am I going to get home Now!

by Len Dog April 16, 2010