Errectile Malfunction

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

erret

A mimicking of the sound heard from turntables when a DJ scratches the records, but is just a comically bad rendition of said sound. Commonly used as code language for crew members to say something without saying it. Uses for erret include acknowledging a hot female in the presence or other unspoked code, but is mostly used to annoy people. Variants include Et-erret, er-erret, skirret, set-sirret, skit-skirret, etc.

::Attractive female walks by::
Hood 1: Erret.
Hood 2: Set-sirret

::Person of authority is talking::
Professor: The homework is to read chapter 6.
Idiot student: ERRET!

by SIXnop April 25, 2006

large errection

its something you get when i look at another men. its when your 3 inch punisher gets a stiffy. it feels nice but hurts to pee. when u get an errection the best way to ger rid of it is to shove a rusted nail up your uratha.

ya yet lets go boys i just got a large errection

by nigga on a trigga June 7, 2019

Errectum

When you get a boner by looking at asses. Usually female asses.

Guy #1: Did you see ______ lastnight?

Guy #2: Yeah, man. _______ gives me an errectum.

Guy #1: An errectum? What's that?

Guy #2: You know? An errectum. Where you get a boner by looking at a smoking hot ass.

by Beau Vyne March 29, 2010

errection

A state of male excitement which brings a high risk of poor decision making. Blending the word 'error' into the word 'erection'.

Pete: Hey, Mike, I heard that babe you boned last year is suing you for child support.
Mike: Yeah, that's gotta be the worst errection I ever had.

by aum108 March 7, 2012

erren

An absolutely gorgeous girl that needs to believe in herself stunning figure and gorgeous eyes

O~ Yanno Erren

N~ yes
O~ Shes so gorgeous

by Olli3 January 28, 2017

Errectile Abuse

Errectile Abuse is any form of attack to a mans crocth or if a man catches or bangs his balls on something, too much Errectile Abuse can cause Errectile Disfunction

"Argh im reciving too much Errectile Abuse this week"

by Zaky November 27, 2006