Ernesto Riley

Sipping kisses and taking over the world one tweet at a time.

Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matt Davis.

by Faith Walker August 25, 2014

Ernesto

The best person all around. If theres ever a person you need to trust, trust ernesto. Hes a bit akward and weird but he is a great friend.

Friend: "Hey i have a secret and i need to to telm someone but i dont know who"
Friend #2: " Tell Ernesto! He'll take your secret to the grave."

by Ana910 December 31, 2017

Ernesto Riley

An alien reptilian that has taken over the form of Matt Davis from "The Vampire Diaries" and now plans to take over the world of twitter step by step.

Ernesto Riley is amazing, but what did he do to Matt?

by ObsessedWitErnesto March 3, 2011

Ernest Goes to Camp

One of the greatest movies ever made. Widely recognized as the best in the 'Ernest' series, and one of the few movies to successfully utilize not one, but two montages in the same film. A triumph of modern cinema.

Dude, remember back in the day when we used to watch Ernest Goes to Camp like every day? Man those were good times.

by derekstellar February 7, 2005

Ernesto

Ernesto is a lovely, sweet and smart person. People will always hate on him and exes will always seek for his attention. Who ever has Ernesto in their life is very lucky.

"Why can't I have Ernesto back in my life?"

by Exes March 13, 2017

EREES

The act of A TOP bumfucking a very submissive BOTTOM.

Frank: Hey Trevor, feel like doing EREES tonight ?

Trevor: Sure Frank or should I say Mr. President, you know my ass belongs to you.

by Vice BWDAGM January 4, 2009

Ereshkigal

The superior Rinface. Often called Eresh.

Ereshkigal (or Eresh) is better then Ishtar.

by ...................,. December 1, 2019