Erectricution

The act of strapping a source of electricity to man’s shaft and cranking up the current. It is used as both a form of torture and foreplay.

Person 1: Honey, you up for some Erectricution tonight?

Person 2: I’m gonna have to pass, the electricity burns are still there from our last erectricution session.

by Legalize_Domestic_Abuse January 23, 2020

coctis erectis

The term used to describe a stiffy
under its proper kingdom and phylus and species. Its come to replace the commonly used schhwiing!!! as added to the collective consciousness by Wayne's World.

My coctis erectis

by shitter friend October 5, 2003

erectis erupteous

When an erection reaches the state of ejactulation expelling it's load

Wow absolutely amazing! That was the hardest I've ever cum it was a total erectis erupteous and felt like it rattled my teeth! Let's do it again!

by mia.dancer September 8, 2021

Erectrition

A word used by porn stars and prostitutes to describe their jobs if they are in denial

John:Hey sarah what do you do?
Sarah:Im an Erectrition
Gary:Is that what you call it?, I saw your video on PornHub

by winky24 December 2, 2011

Erectricity

.A measure of the curvature of a penis

"Look at the erectricity on that guy's dick !"
"She said that blowjobs are always harder with increased erectricity"

by Massector January 3, 2021

Peneail erectis

When your penis gets so erect it shoots away from your body like a bullet

Did you hear billy had a peneail erectis after smashing with Sarah

by Jaun Marston January 6, 2019

Erecturis Busharuc Eugeneus

An act performed by two Eugines where one fondles themselves by sticking his dick in a nerf gun while the other Eugene licks the first one's anus.

Yo. I just walked in on my brother and he was in the process of Erecturis Busharuc Eugeneus. I got it on video. Wanna go jack off to it?

by SomeDongSnaredung October 15, 2017