Penis erectus

A slang term for vigra

Pass that penis erectus so I can put down these bitches

by Frank abbs July 21, 2018

Nohomo Erectus

The scientific term used to explain the phenomenon during which a heterosexual male achieves an erection while in the company of one of his male friends. This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities.

Also see broner

As a young adult getting a piggy back ride from my uncle, I achieved a nohomo erectus.

by LMBH Factory November 5, 2011

cockus erectus

A woody.

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.

by PeeBee February 19, 2004

erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

by Snut17 December 6, 2018

Erectus Dysfuntionus

A Harry Potter spell that gives you erectile dysfunction

Jordan has been diagnosed with Erectus Dysfuntionus

by Lil_chikle November 21, 2018

homo erectus

huh huh.

homo erectus is a predecessor of modern humans. Members of this species had tools made of hard wood. They stored them inside orifices. And they spent most of their time impaling things with their long rods.

They used to grunt a lot, especially while impaling things. They drew graffiti on cave walls showing them trying to mount and stick their poles in horses and other animals.

homo erectus is a very cool name for cavemen (and women?).

by Andy April 27, 2004

keyboardicus erectus

a keyboard, playing surface, piano or midi controller with an erect key or keys. This malformation is typically due to damage caused by sporadic movement while demonstrating the proper rock-out technique for foot movement, thereby striking the stand on which the keyboard had once rested, causing it to fall to the ground. See also keyboard mashing.

Dude, when you foot-rocked that live tv performance, keyboardicus erectus was born.

by veloriomusic.com April 16, 2009