eons

ages, a long time
not used much now.

i havent seen you for eons.

by nicole chen June 18, 2006

eon

biggest gelato fanboys. server which is gelato 3.0 care home and retirement centre and was also stemed from the server . The kids: consist of a girl who got zstoed by a indian who plays agario. a cuck who accepts the girl who got zsoted in her mouth. a filthy chink who dickrides them and personality changes every second ( cant accept confrontation). a girl with fowler flaps for a pussy which looks like jason luv has ruptured her holes and some other randoms.

person 1: "im going to kms my boyfriend might leave me"

person 2: "you remind me of that girl in eon...."

by aNnoymous101232324324 June 30, 2023

eon

Name of someone who is considered a god by many people but is no more human then the rest of us. He jus has more skills then the rest.

by Deciple May 27, 2003

EON

Exhale out nose

When you think somethings funny, but don't actually laugh out loud making LOL an inappropriate term.

Jeffrey:"The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking."

Annette: "EON"

by ogchacotaco April 10, 2016

EON

Everything or Nothing

Eon Productions is a film production company known for producing the James Bond film series.

by Hal77 May 11, 2013

eon

A rough measurement of time. Equivalent to about one week.

Problem running your robot with 2 week old software? Please, I fixed that like eons ago.

by vectorized March 15, 2016

eon

a super gay kid who is way to pompous of him/herself

omg here eon goes again with one his fake storys about he's an uberiffic god and everyone else is a los4r n00b

by chickenlittle December 14, 2003