New England brown lobster

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

by TdogW October 12, 2018

If enraged, It's engaged

To anger someone/something in order to get undivided attention.

You have to piss him off before you get any reaction out of him. "If enraged, It's engaged" was coined just for people like that!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 30, 2021

Queen of England

if you don’t know the definition of the queen of england then honey are you okayyyyy. she isn’t best friends with our other queen, raini rodriguez so ahem ahem get yo act togetha

loser: who is the queen of england?
raini rodriguez: IF YOU DONT KNOW MY BFF THEN GET AWAY FROM ME
loser: i have no life
raini rodriguez: facts

by jeriyas bff October 25, 2019

England is my city

A poem by dumbass englishboy Nick Crompton in a song by the most Shithead Douchebag Youtuber Jake Paul

Nick Cropmton: England is my city
British PM : I hereby revoke you of your British Citizenship

by LookAtThisGraph June 16, 2017

New England

The only place in the U.S where it can be -5 degrees and 95 degrees on the same day

"Im going to cape cod in New England this summer! better pack my parka!"

by AgawamFolk May 20, 2015

engagographic

It's an interactive infographic. Basically, nerds discovered the idea of interactive banners and found a way to make it lame. Now you can interact with your statistics! LMAO, who wants to interact with statistics and all, weirdos. Just be careful of anyone who uses this word, more careful of people who claim this is fun.

The clients were bored of the static infographics, so we showed them some "engagographics" and they started having a rave.

by Meowgli February 28, 2022

england is my city

Some dumb shit the youtuber Jake Paul had in his awful song.

England is my city

by FLOODLE June 13, 2017