Enochial Disorder

Enochial Disorder was originally discovered by two colleague studying the ridiculously ugly Enoch M. It soon came to reality that many have been suffering themselves from what was once to be considered a scarcity in society. E.D. is becoming more popular by the day. Children are being stricken with this awful disorder. Symptoms are becoming grossly increased and starting to evolve earlier in its stages. These include dizziness due to interaction with females, decrease or lack of human involvement, increase in imaginary involvement, severe facial distortion (also known as "fugly"), increase in suicidal nature due to lack of friendship, realization of being brought into this world as a mistake, attempting several times to masturbate while crying, and most of all, increased hatred from God. If there is anyone you know that is facing life with this illness please pray for them as we will as well.

We are very sorry that your child has been infected with Enochial Disorder. But we may no longer communicate.

by Mike Drigz December 13, 2008

Enochian Arcanum

A bunch of afk training newbs that abuse bugs on Clan DBGT 2. Everyone hates them, but they continue to exist

Lookit those newbs. They're so part of Enochian Arcanum and that EA'ing group of retards.

by Sesshouraku November 12, 2006

endocrinology

The study of fat people, hairy women and midgets.

I went to Paris and started studying all the hairy women and thought I could open an Endocrinology clinic on the spot.

by doc in a box October 21, 2013

Enoching

Showing up somewhere where you aren't wanted repeatedly.

Barry's been enoching outside the pub for 2 hours, someone tell him to piss off

by NotPractical March 17, 2023

enoching

Repeatedly turning up to a place where you are not wanted.

That weirdo keeps enoching around the shop. If he keeps it up I will have to call the police

by WW rep October 11, 2023

Enoching

Repeatedly turning off where you are not wanted

Will you ENOCHING at my mothers house I’ll pay you next week

by Sublick January 7, 2025

Endocrine Technologies

The specialized hardware and software interfacing directly with endocrine organs or functions. Think beyond wearables to closed-loop "artificial pancreas" systems, transcranial magnetic stimulation devices designed to modulate hypothalamic function, or microfluidic chips that culture endocrine tissues for drug testing. These are the precision instruments for interacting with the body's chemical command center.

Example: "The new endocrine technology for astronauts is a wrist-worn sonogenic device. It uses targeted ultrasound pulses to gently stimulate the parathyroid gland, helping maintain calcium balance in zero-G without drugs, literally using sound waves to give a gland polite instructions." Endocrine Technologies

by Abzugal January 30, 2026