Endzoned

The empty feeling you get when you got what you thought you wanted but you learned it didn’t make you happy

“Dude you got everything you’ve wanted”
“Yea but it’s not what I need. I feel endzoned”

by Endzoned creator December 6, 2021

Endzoned

The hollow feeling of
having gotten exactly what
you thought you wanted
only to learn that it didn't
make you happy

My friend finally got the car that he’s always wanted, you’d think he’d be really happy. Turns out he endzoned

by Rando_the_bando December 7, 2021

endzone dance

The celebratory ritual of dance, preformed by football players after scoring a touchdown.

Terrell Owens performed a ridiculously absurd endzone dance, despite his team trailing by 3 touchdowns.

by Michael Vincent August 19, 2007

endzone dance party

A major dance party where only a select few are invited to attend

Hey man did you get invited to charles endzone dance party? It's about to be lit

by Mustycharles November 13, 2015

endzone friendzoned

When you succeed to make a big play or gesture to impress someone, yet the romantic relationship does not occur.

Olivia Munn flirted with John Mulany while he was in rehab, but once he left his wife, Olivia endzone friendzoned him by opting to "dial things back."

by Ronald Buddie August 29, 2021

endzone

Innovated by Amada Lehan-Canto in the SmoshGames YouTube video Who Is The Father?(The Maury Game)

1. To be in the endzone is a loosely football-based term exclaimed after a win or own, especially in the context of not being the father. Can be accompanied by fist bumps, victory dances, and air humping.

(Though you can be in the endzone without winning as seen by Chanse McCrary in said video.)

2. The metaphorical place winners go

Shane: In the case of this baby. You... are NOT the father!
Amanda: YEAHHHHH! ENDZONE! ENDZONE! ENDZONE! YEAH I PLAYED FOOTBALL IN HIGHSCHOOL!
...
Ian: I think he's about to go to the endzone
Amanda: Yeahhh but he's not going for the win
...
Amanda: See you in the endzone!

by shrekbanana February 9, 2024