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Its usually situated just off the M52 in England. You can find it by the glowing teal eyes in the moonlight and the dancing virgins around fire places.
Its usually situated just off the M52 in England. You can find it by the glowing teal eyes in the moonlight and the dancing virgins around fire places.
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County seat of Cameron County in Pennsylvania. With a population of roughly 2500, the streets of Emporium are well lit and with happy faces. On sunny days, at around 3:30PM-4:00PM, the streets of downtown Emporium are swarmed with teenage girls and their children. Apparently, the teenage pregnancy rates here are unusually high. Maybe as high as the teenagers hanging out behind the local bowling alley. Elks are seen roaming around freely every once in a while.
by Youngmahn Moon May 23, 2006
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Becky: We should go to Johns party Friday Night!
Will: But Jackie, Hillary, Short Tommy and Kate who are the biggest asses in our school will be there. So will their rude ass friends.
Don: Yeah dude that party will be the Bitch Emporium!
Will: But Jackie, Hillary, Short Tommy and Kate who are the biggest asses in our school will be there. So will their rude ass friends.
Don: Yeah dude that party will be the Bitch Emporium!
by Thenapoleonbonaparte July 2, 2015
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at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a
Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a
Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
by cayon grayoo May 20, 2009
Get the ciarans teen emporium mug.The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum
-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?
- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!
- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!
by bossrossin February 21, 2017
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