emooo

an emotional cow

that cow looks sad... must be an emooo

by gfygdyguygygb July 14, 2009

emhoe

emhoe, an emo whore who browses myspace looking for dick.

"All these emhoes were all over cakez' dick"

by Flappeh May 10, 2008

Emooj

(Plural: emeej) Small cat that can depict many appearances on several occasions

“The emooj flipped over the car”

by reflooks May 9, 2022

emosogynist

A word coined by blog Jezebel in 2007 describing a man who comes across as feminist due to his sensitive, emo demeanor but who is in fact emotionally immature and adheres to unrealistic fantasies of women. Because he doesn't participate equally in relationships with real women he is woman-hating, therefore emosogynist.

Zach Braff is the classic example of a celebrity emosogynist.

In usage:
"He said he was breaking up with me because he couldn't give me the love I deserved."
"God, what an emosogynist."

by sheistolerable December 14, 2007

Emhoolah

"Kills the Enemy" or "Man Killer." Comes from the Arapaho Aim-Hodl-Ah. Represents a prestigious Kiowa background and familial lineage, backed by warriors with the same name of the aforementioned term. Originally unable to be said in it's true form therefore white-washed to "Emhoolah."

Don't fuck with him, he's an Emhoolah.

by Anonymous Koy-geah September 9, 2010

emoloaica

young "emo" girl from romania
not actually emo but rather hot

Andrei: mama ce as vrea sa fiu impreuna cu o emoloaica
Sebi: ai si tu 2 lei sa imi dai?

by vanator.de.buci May 24, 2023

EmoBook

The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.

"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."

by Path June 1, 2006