Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)

Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Emeritus

(n)One who is retired but retains an honorary title corresponding to that held immediately before retirement
noun plural: Emeriti

(adj.)honourably retired from assigned duties and retaining your title along with the additional title `emeritus' as in `professor emeritus'; `retired from assigned duties' need not imply that one is inactive

(adj)Retired but retaining an honorary title corresponding to that held immediately before retirement: a professor emeritus

Upon his retirement as a teaching professor from the university, Dr. Johansen became Professor Emeritus of the Law School and consulted with the instructors on a semi-regular basis.

by angeldust May 9, 2006

Secret Emeritus

To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.

I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.

by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022

Emeritus

(V) Old, retired professor who thinks they can be a dickhead and nothing will come of it. Usually found in droves at Land Grant Institutions.

First person: "Damnit! I got an F on that test I studied all night for."

Second person: "I know, that old codger, emeritus professor just makes things up to test on.

by good_ole_12valver May 20, 2011

Papa Emeritus II

papa emeritus ii is the second emeritus brother and hes the second hottest!!

papa emeritus ii is literally so hot and demanding, like i just want him to put me in my place and choke me hes bald and stupid and i love him and i want him to fuck the shit out of me and deny my climaxes

by emxritusii September 7, 2023

Papa Emeritus I

The first emeritus heir blah blah blah

papa emeritus i is old as hell but that wont stop me from bouncing on his astronomically large cock and creaming up on it and his beak of a nose

by emxritusii September 7, 2023

Emeriah

a man who eats a monkey's dick and then poops it out on a whale

He went all Emeriah last night

by pussjuice' October 4, 2016