Elvis Presley 

Verb; The dance including spreading your legs, bending your knees, shaking, and kicking that a man does when his genitalia adhere(stick) to his leg, and does not want to get noticed by nearby parties while detaching said genital. Men who do this dance usually feel like they've gotten away with something, but they usually attract more attention than they would have if they had done the deed with their hand without spasming.

Chris: hey patty.
Patty: hey.
Chris: wow, do you see josh over there?
Patty: Yeah, he looks like he's really enjoying the music!
Chris: Thats what he wants you to think, hes actually at mid Elvis Presley. Every guy here knows what he is up to.

Elvis Presley by O'Bouhillae March 26, 2009

Elvis Presley 

A great man who was never tempted in the same way as jacko. He is undisputed king of Rock 'n' Roll. Basically holds all the records in music and is still number 1 in UK charts to this day.

Only bad point is that he was American.

o look He's number 1 again

Elvis Presley by Duke of Earl January 31, 2005

elvis presley 

He's dead.

Elvis Presley is dead.

elvis presley by udusers1 July 26, 2010

Elvis Presley 

Rediculous. Elvis Presley was clearly a man who loved his shoes. He valued the smartness of his blue ones so much that he'd prefer physical abuse, slander and destruction of his personal affects rather than risk scuffing his precious brushed leather footwear.

Well, you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.
You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes because it's just not funny, ok? They were a gift from Hank Williams.

Elvis Presley by Chris Land July 6, 2005

Elvis Presley 

The king of rock n’ roll. Possibly the greatest man who ever existed. One of my friends from school told me that her friend’s great grandmother was in a movie with this legend.

“Elvis Presley is f**king lit!”

Elvis Presley by MTVDude June 23, 2021

Elvis Presley 

Not dead

"Elvis Presley is NOT DEAD!"

Elvis Presley by bob123456789987654321 August 8, 2009

Elvis Presley 

The man that got much credit and was named the "king of rock n roll" by society due to the fear of Chuck Berry's uprising as the pioneer of rock n' roll. People did not want African-Americans to have credit for anything important, therefore this action was taken.

Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode" is one of rock's greatest innovations. Elvis Presley doesn't hold a candle.

Elvis Presley by ACDCLEDZEPPEDLINRUSH December 30, 2010