Eltham

Home to the eldery, chavs and many misfits of society. Near to Sidcup, New Eltham and surrounded by schools like Beaverwood and Crown Woods it never stood much chance.
After you visit Eltham, you should probably test for a STI

'You live in Eltham? O dear. So you have a dealer then?'

by Mr Emma May 22, 2008

ethiaa

Describes someone known for imparting instant justice to the evil and/or deeply annoying

Whoa, he bans like ethiaa

by Sitting Goose October 13, 2003

New Eltham

Situated next to Chislehurst, one would hope some class would be borrowed from the area.

Unfortunately New Eltham is also surrounded by Eltham, Mottingham and Sidcup... 3 against 1 odds haven't proven to be too helpful for New Eltham.

Ideal place for a race, a fight or a bullet hole to the head!

If you wish to visit, remember that gold jewellery, sports wear, UK garage and the term "AHOY BOY" are the key to survival.

New Eltham Station is definitely a joke!

by Maximo July 5, 2005

elthea

Elthea is unique. In fact, no words can describe her. Elthea is friendly and loves skating. She is so cute and when you are with her, you are happy no matter what. She is verry attractive and everybodys watching her. Elthea is also very good at drawing. I hope everyone have their elthea one day because life can't be lived without her.

Omg who is she? I can't take my eyes from her.
She is elthea

by Truthspeaker06 November 26, 2021

Ethian

Very haha funny

smart in math but has some problems with actually turning the work in for other classes
:

p1: “ethian is so funny”
p2: “yeah and so are his grades”
(/j ethian it’s ok}

by Ethian February 20, 2022

Ethian

Someone who is sexy af and smart, also used to describe hot people. He is someone that you try to look away from but you always have to glance at him. He can get every girl if he wants.

P1: Look at him over there
P2: I know right he's so Ethian

by AngelGirl;) May 24, 2022

Eltham

A town that started out well, having been host to many of the Kings and Queens of England (google Eltham Palace) which fell into disrepair in the 90s. Now 85% of residients are either chavs or old people.

Did you see that gang war in Eltham the other day? Those old people got those chavs good.

by The other Mr Emma. May 22, 2009