Easton area middle school

Easton area middle school is a sexists,lowkey rasist, annoying ass school with fake people left and right, creepy teachers (me.bernside),and bitch ass principles. You’ll often feel the need to jump outta windows,and throw yourself in front of moving vehicles after attending Easton. People will often compare it to hell

Person one: I go to hell
Person two:Easton area middle school?
Person one:yea
Person two:yeah me to
Person one: let’s kill ourself

Person two:yeahh!!!

by Thattbitchh December 31, 2018

Dirty Elton

When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.

Alien: Did you hear about that guy that made the earth collapse by making an Dirty Elton?

by Dirtycreator1337 October 5, 2022

Dirty Easton

When a man has sex in his backyard while chugging two coronas with your ass and screaming the n-word

“Why does your lawn look like that”. Oh, i was practicing the dirty easton

by Blackcockhomie April 17, 2020

Elton

An intellectually gifted person, who is extremely kind, loving and caring. He seems to always be in the right place at the right time. He always seem to focus on self-improvement and is always getting more good looking and smarter. He also had a dark side which very few have experienced, but when you see it all hell breaks loose.

OMG, he just pulled off an Elton.

Wow that's so Elton like.

by Retrogamer May 1, 2016

Easton area middle school

It’s like if You dies and went to hell you would peffer hell over going to eams. The food is like they went dumpster diving and fed us the trash. No one cares about you unless you a football player or a cheer leader. If I had to choose hell or eams I would definitely choose hell

Kid 1 : I’m going to kys
Kid 2 : omg why
Kid 1 : I go to easton area middle school

Kid 2 : got a extra nuse

by Largedickbitchboi January 2, 2019

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009

Elkton

a small town outside of Baltimore, mostly known for being a knock off baltimore due to it's location and for it's odd mix of wannabe gang members, crackheads, rednecks, prostitutes and strong ass weed

jim: hey you wanna go to elkton?
Jeremey: dude that town is so fucking disgusting

by FuckJx March 15, 2020